Rudolph The Red Nosed Candidate!

Rudy Giuliani's nose is glowing red of embarrasment as more details of his tenure as mayor of New York City come to light. It does seem a bit unseemly for the city to provide security details, at taxpayer's expense, to protect his mistress. What's the problem? His wife had one too!
It seems a bit odd that the Repugs were in such a snit about a Presidential blow job and now many of them are quite willing to overlook Rudy's pecadilloes.