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Friday, March 24, 2006

Veep Cheney's Travel Requirements

Cheney Thinks He's A Rock Star!

Vice President Dick Cheney has a lot in common with rock stars when he travels. Writing in today's New York Times Elisabeth Bumiller has disclosed the traveling requirements for Vice President Dick Cheney. Bumiller took the information from a document posted Thursday on the Smoking Gun Web site. Mr. Cheney's office has confirmed the details.
Some of the requirements listed: All televisions sets in Mr. Cheney's hotel suite should be tuned to Fox News (Surprised?), all lights should be on, and the thermostat set at 68 degrees.
Mr. Cheney should have a queen- or king-size bed, a desk with a chair, a private bathroom, a container for ice, a microwave oven and a coffee pot, with decaf brewed before arrival.The vice president should also have four cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite and four to six bottles of water. He must have the hotel restaurant menu, with a copy faxed ahead to his advance office. If his
wife is with him, she should have two bottles of sparkling water, either Calistoga or Perrier.For his reading material, Mr. Cheney should have The New York Times, USA Today, The Wall Street Journal and the local newspaper."
Maybe a note should be added, "Don't let him near guns!"



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