Ted Stevens Under Investigation!

Senator Ted Stevens, (R Alaska) is being investigated for corruption. This should come as no surprise to those who have followed the pugnacious, right wing zealot who has become the longest serving Republican in the history of the U.S. Senate.
Among notable moments of Stevens' recent career is the famous "bridge to no where" for which Stevens captured federal pork barrell funds. He is also known for his famous explanation of the internet as being "Just a bunch of tubes!"
His fierce opposition to the Artic National Wildlife Reserve has earned him a special place in the hearts of animal rights activists and environmentalists.
Maybe we will soon see him no more.